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Here you find out what you need to do to impress those Buff girls that always blank you
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Position of the Day/Week
THE TOILET SEAT: To carry this position out it is to be understood that the mans back will ba under imence pressure (makes a changs!)The man must position himself as if he is cycling in the air (lying on his back,feet up)creating the mans ass as the perfect seat for the women.As she sits position male DICK up womens PUSSY and carry on with this process, also known as "gettin jiggy wid' it!"
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Notes

Basis steps in sex if your a man.
step 1: Find out her name
step 2: Make sure its a women
step 3: Be absolutly sure its a women
step 4: Find some where (no kinky shit on ur first time)
step 5: Remove clothes
step 6: ride her like a horse, SMACK THAT BOOTY!
step 7: shout her name (get it RIGHT)
step 8: Tell her u will call her
step 9: Tell her you love
and step 10: Just double check it was a women u just fucked!

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How 2 turn rejection in2 SEX
Hey we've all felt it that sting left behind when the byrd of our dreams (or even the One u were cahttin up while your girlfriend is away) Turns round and reject's us but don't take it personal.

Rejection 4 the most part is just 2 see wot you are made of.
If she rejects you and you bounce back like you never heard a word she said she will love you.
Rejection can also be about insecure feelins she has and also for the most part just teasing.

Say your at a club and you see the girl of your dreams standin at the bar.....wot do you do?
Well first of all don't use a line on her!!!
I have asked female friends and they all say one of their biggest turn offs is a line so don't fuckin use one.
Go and ask if you can Buy her a drink
If she is with her mates she may say no and laugh.
Don't worry the laugh is most likly for her friends. It means go away your not wanted this is female only.
You can do one of two things:

1) You can pull out your cash and say "well I've got a shit load of money and no one else to spend it on" Then you ask if they all want a drink showing you can accept that she is with her friends.
If she still says no then GO ELSE WHERE don't be a stalker
2) You can look straight in her eyes and say
"You have just broken my heart"
And walk away.
This may have three effects: She may get up and follow you in which case your in.
She may end up feelin real bad all night
Or three One of her friends may come comfort you.

More Later

Written by James (The sex God that he is....All hail the sex God)

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I wonder why! Ummmmmmmmmmmm Cos she's fuckin fit


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This is my good friend Hal. I took this picture on his birthday. I think he likes to be in pictures.


ADVICE OF THE DAY :BOYS WEAR A RUBBER..THAT WAY U GET MORE SEX AND IT STOPS THEM FROM MOANING!!!