Basis steps in sex if your a man.
step 1: Find out her name step 2: Make sure its a women step 3: Be absolutly sure its a women step 4: Find some where (no kinky shit on ur first time) step 5: Remove clothes step 6: ride her like a horse, SMACK THAT BOOTY! step 7: shout her name (get it RIGHT) step 8: Tell her u will call her step 9: Tell her you love and step 10: Just double check it was a women u just fucked!
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How 2 turn rejection in2 SEX
Hey we've all felt it that sting left behind when the byrd of our dreams (or even the One u were cahttin up while your girlfriend is away) Turns round and reject's us but don't take it personal.
Rejection 4 the most part is just 2 see wot you are made of. If she rejects you and you bounce back like you never heard a word she said she will love you. Rejection can also be about insecure feelins she has and also for the most part just teasing.
Say your at a club and you see the girl of your dreams standin at the bar.....wot do you do? Well first of all don't use a line on her!!! I have asked female friends and they all say one of their biggest turn offs is a line so don't fuckin use one. Go and ask if you can Buy her a drink If she is with her mates she may say no and laugh. Don't worry the laugh is most likly for her friends. It means go away your not wanted this is female only. You can do one of two things:
1) You can pull out your cash and say "well I've got a shit load of money and no one else to spend it on" Then you ask if they all want a drink showing you can accept that she is with her friends. If she still says no then GO ELSE WHERE don't be a stalker 2) You can look straight in her eyes and say "You have just broken my heart" And walk away. This may have three effects: She may get up and follow you in which case your in. She may end up feelin real bad all night Or three One of her friends may come comfort you.
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Written by James (The sex God that he is....All hail the sex God)
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